This Should Explain a Little

So -- while I am a dude who likes ladies, I must admit, I'm not sure if I have a 'type' of lady that is my go-to archetype for attractiveness. I don't tend to get too worked up over blonde/brunette/redhead, and I'm relatively nonchalant about any particular height or weight numbers. I mean, granted, I definitely find certain women more attractive than others, but they might not necessarily look the same, you know?

And then, there's this, probably the best example I can come up with. If somebody asked me what I thought of Zooey Deschanel, I would likely respond with, "Mmm. Yes please." Then, if that same hypothetical somebody asked me if I found Katy Perry attractive, I would probably say something like, "Meh, I dunno, she's not really my thing."

Erm.

I mean, obviously, right?

(h/t eject)

It's the future already

Okay, I'm just a little freaked out by this -- on a whim, I punched "Braggin', kinda" into Google, and roughly fourteen minutes after I published the original post, there it is, the number one hit. I'm now a little embarrased to ever again sit in front of the computer in my underwear. They know just a little too much.